Thank God It's Doomsday Quotes
Homer: Wait, Lord? I have one more favor to ask.
God: You want me to help you with your alcoholism.
Homer: No I'm in a good place with that.
God: Why don't you just take these pamphlets. [hands him a few pamphlets]
Homer: [stuffs them in his pocket] Yeah, I'll definitely read those later on.
God: [sigh] What do you want, Homer?
Homer: Just send me back to Earth and put off this whole rapture hoopdey-doof for another couple of years or so.
God: But it's already started. To do what you're asking, I would have to turn back time.
Homer: Superman did it!
God: Fine, Mr. Smarty-Pants. I will undo the Apocalypse.
Homer: Lord, you got a first-class destination resort here, really top notch, but I can't enjoy myself knowing my family is suffering.
God: Oh don't you talk about family suffering with me! My son went to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since. [shows Jesus sitting on a swing looking down and spinning really slow]
Homer: He'll be fine.
Homer: Left below, where have I heard that before.
Lisa: Dad, it's the title of the movie.
Homer: It's everywhere.