The Cartridge Family Quotes
Homer: But this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007Krusty: Hey, Yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge! It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a harpoon or... uh, a... an alligator.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007 Marge: Homer, I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table!
Homer: You said the breakfast table.
Marge: It's the same table!
Lisa: Can you help me get my ball down from the roof, dad?
Homer: Sure thing, honey.
[Homer fires, and the ball falls down and deflates upon hitting the ground.]
Homer: You want me to get the cat down?
Lisa: [quickly] No thanks!
Homer: Oh, come on, be fair, Marge! For once in your life, be fair!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007Moe: Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but, I managed to shoot him in the spine. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007TV Announcer: This match will determine once and for all which is the greatest nation on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007