The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Quotes
Bart: [inside Statue of Liberty] to a boatload of immigrants] Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
Sailor: OK folks, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew, or crab juice.
Homer: Blech, oh, jeez! I'll take a Crab Juice.
Marge: It's wall-to-wall landmarks! The Williamsburg bridge! 4th Avenue! Governor's island!
Bart: Look, it's ZZ Top! [leans out the window and shouts] You guys rock!
Hasidic Jew: Eh, maybe a little...
Barney: All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or maybe it was a street corner.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007 Homer: All right, New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! [throws his wallet in the fire]
Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures were in there.
Homer: Don't you start!
Homer: And that's when the C.H.U.D.s came after me.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007