The Day the Violence Died Quotes

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Homer J. Simpson

Bart: What the hell is this? (watching "Amendment to Be")
Lisa: It's one of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation X'ers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little!

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Roger Myres Jr.: Where are our ideas gonna come from, huh? Her? (Points at Marge)
Marge: Uh, how about...Ghost Mutt?

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Bart: Save our seats. (He and Lisa leave their deckchairs to go to The Comic Book Store.)
Homer: (Goes to a close up of Homer) OK.
Strange man with his wife: (Goes back to Bart and Lisa's seats) Hello.
Homer: D'oh!

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Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
Lisa: Can do!

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