The Frying Game Quotes
# Ralph Wiggum: Why do people run away from me? [wets his pants, then smiles]
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Homer: Meals on wheels. Eat up or I go to jail.
Crazy Old Guy: Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?
Homer: Uh, they discontinued the cobbler.
Crazy Old Guy: You smell like cobbler.
Homer: Now, let's not get into who smells like what.
Homer: Man, what a day. I'd kill for a beer.
Moe (nervously get him a beer): Uh, right away sir.
Homer: I'd stab for a pickle. (Moe swipes Lenny's pickle) Now, give me some peanuts!
Moe: Up, bup, bup. Ya didn't say ya'd kill me.
Homer: I'll kill you if you don't give me any peanuts.
Moe (does so): Right, I don't want any trouble.
Wiggum: Well, I I'd like to thank you both for cooperating with-DID YA DO IT!?
Marge: Chief Wiggum, Homer and I are innocent.
Wiggum: I'm sorry I can't believe I tried to trick you with such an underhanded ques-DID YA DO IT!?
Marge:NO!
Homer: Now if you'll excuse us, we'll be on our-DOES THAT EVER WORK!?
Wiggum: Nah, nah it never does.
Homer: Book him, Lou.
Wiggum: Yeah sure, go ahead. I'll be back on the streets by dinnertime! You'll see.
Moe: We all have that voice in our head telling us to kill. Ya just gotta tune it out. (turns around, closes his eyes and puts his hands on his ears) I've been working on the railroad, all the live-long day! (normal) Ah, that did it.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Homer: Please don't hurt me! I won't tell anyone about the skeleton. And I can bring you more victims, like Lenny! He'd go great with wild rice!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007# Homer: I've never been so relieved, relieved, and angry!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Homer: You know, if you let us go, there's a diamond necklace in it for you.
Wiggum: I hope you're not suggesting that I would take that necklace as a bribe. Think again, dirtbag, cause I can swipe it later from the evidence locker.
Carmen Electra: My face is up here, Homer.
Homer: (looking at Carmen's breasts) I've made my choice.