The Great Louse Detective Quotes
Homer: Your king needs these stilts!
Jimbo: Jesus is our King!
Homer: Not anymore!
Moe: Hey, Bob! How come you can't kill Bart? Killing a kid should be easy!
Lenny: If it was me, I'd just slash him open while he's sleeping.
Sideshow Bob: Well that settled that argument. You can't read a magazine and drive!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Sideshow Bob: Homer, who can you think of who would have reason to kill you?
Homer: Well, there's Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush-
Marge: -The late Frank Grimes-
Homer: -PBS, Stephen Hawking, the angry little Dixie Chick-
Marge: -and the state of Florida.
Sideshow Bob: How can an ordinary man have so many enemies?
Homer: I'm a people person- who drinks.
Bart: Dad, how could you put my life in danger to save your own?!
Homer: You'll understand someday when you have kids!