The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Quotes
Bart: It's back to the basics, classic Itchy & Scratchy.
Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years.
Bart: What else is on?
Poochie: Catch you on the flipside, dudemeisters. Not! And remember, kids, always recycle, to the extreme! Busted!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Homer: So it was pretty okay, huh?
Bart: Mom, can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes, we can.
[Marge, Bart, and Lisa run upstairs and slam their doors]
Homer: Well at least I liked it, didn't I?
Homer's brain: Oh, you don't want to know what I think. Now look sad and say "d'oh."
Homer: [sadly] D'oh.
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: Yes.
Doug: Uh question for Ms. Bellamy. In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a... [the nerds chuckle] a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
June: Uh, well, uh...
Homer: I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
Doug: [embarrassed pause] I withdraw my question. [starts eating a candy bar].
Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes voicing my disgust throughout the world.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy and Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... got a beautiful home here.