The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Quotes

Simpsons outside the house

Fat Tony: That was today? (holds pda) this thing needs to be hotsynced (legs shoots the pda)
Fat Tony: Why did you do that
Legs: You know how it is with us, everything means kill.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007


Marge: You know, I've never met your wife.
Fat Tony: Sadly, my Anna-Maria was whacked by natural causes.
Marge: Oohh, you're a widower.
Fat Tony: I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday
Marge: Ooooh, flowers every week! I wish I was dead.

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Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a ride from a real fan!
Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother.
Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again! [Hans begins driving while Metallica starts to play Master of Puppets leaving Otto on the street stomping his hat]

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Bart: Let me drive, I go through yellow lights.

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Bart: Look at me, I'm Otto! I'm 100 years old and I drive a school bus! [drives very crazy]

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