The PTA Disbands Quotes
Little girl: Excuse me, sir, can I play with it?
Professor Frink: No. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. The colors, children! Look at the colors! [laughs]
Homer: ...This perpetual motion machine she [Lisa] built is a joke!
[Holds up a rotating machine with a light bulb that progressively goes faster and shines brighter as Homer speaks]
Homer: It just keeps going faster and faster.
[later]
Homer:Lisa! Get in here! [Lisa peeks in] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Lisa: [Jumping up and down to get Marge's attention] Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and oh so smart! [drops to her knees] Grade meeeeee!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Lisa: Relax? Relax?! I can't relax!! Nor can I yield, relent or... [pauses] ... only two synonyms? Oh my god, I'm losing my perspicacity!
[Runs away from the table screaming]
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.
Edna Krabappel: I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper!
Principal Skinner: Posh. Shredded newspapers add much needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.
Lunchlady Doris: [shoving a gym mat into a meat grinder] There's very little meat in these gym mats.
Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to pawn off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive.
Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer: Oh Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Bart: Ouch! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... [reads the carton] "Malk"?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Bart: Krabappel said you would give the teachers anything they wanted.
Principal Skinner: She did?
Bart: Yeah. She said you would fold faster than Superman on laundry day.