The Regina Monologues Quotes
Homer [as he is carried away]: America rules! Our Beatles are much better than your precious Rolling Stones!
[in the previews, the line is as follows]
Homer: Yes! I've been imprisoned on six continents! Now all I have to do is kill a penguin!
Marge: [On the London Eye] I don't think we'll find the kids from up here.
Homer: Let's just look. There's Big Ben; there's Piccadilly Circus; there's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the Earth; Oh, there's the kids.
Lisa: Oh, Sir Ian McKellen! You're my favorite Shakespearean actor.
Ian McKellen: Thank you, my dear. Please take these free tickets to my play.
Homer: What? What play?
Ian McKellen: We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.
Homer: You mean Macbeth?
[a car splashes McKellen]
Ian McKellen: Quiet, you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!
Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
J.K. Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
J.K. Rowling: [sigh] He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa: [dreamily] Yes.
Homer: Well, Marge. You have to admit I've been on my best behavior.
Marge: You punched three people on the way over here.
Homer: That was over football results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understand the word "gave"...unless it means something else in this country!
Marge: Tony, I mean, Mr. Prime Minister, what should we see first?
Tony Blair: There's so much to see here. Parliament, Stratford-on-Avon, White cliffs of Dover. Oh, and since you Americans love castles, there's a huge one in Edinburgh, the city where I was born.
Homer: The place where I was born is now a gator farm.
Tony Blair: Smashing.
Lisa: Maybe you could give us a personal tour of your country?
Tony Blair: I'd love to. But I'm late for an appointment. I'm greeting a lovely Dutch couple at Gate 23. Cheerio.
[puts on a jetpack and flies off, James Bond-style]
Homer: Wow, I can't believe we met Mr. Bean!
Tony Blair: Simpsons, welcome to the United Kingdom.
Lisa: Prime Minister Tony Blair?
Bart: Why are you greeting lowlifes like us at the airport?
Tony Blair: Because I want to encourage all the world to come see the beauty of 21st-century Britain.
Homer: Would an American dollar encourage you to leave us alone?
Tony Blair: No. [he grabs the bill anyway] But thank you.
Smithers: Why don't you just use your ATM card?
Burns: Ah, yes. The Automated Teller Machineyolamatrolamaton.
[speaking to the Queen Elizabeth II]
Homer: Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H.," which means her real name must be "Henrietta R Hippo."