The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Quotes

Homer J. Simpson

Homer: (after falling down the hole in the cave) I'm stuck, and I have to pee! (A few seconds later) Now I'm just stuck.

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Moe: I didn't want the gold, so I just kept playing our song on the jukebox one...
Burns (reading letter): ...one gold coin at a time. (looks at jukebox) Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer.

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# Moe: Fate gave me an awful dilemma — should I rob the guy or rob him and kill him?

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Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'

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Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant!
Mr. Burns: Dream on, bitch.

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Burns: I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's.

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Homer: Our god made their god.

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Total Quotes: 7