The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase Quotes
Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?
Bart: Mardi Gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges.
Lisa: Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop.
Wiggum: Well golly, I'd love to chat, but my son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of six and ten, thinning hair.
Homer: [points to Ralph and Big Daddy] Over there.
Moe: I need help here.
Grampa: [as a soul in a Love Tester] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant.
Moe: ...Okay. [leaves, then comes back suddenly, covered in escargot] You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
Barney: Well, I gotta go. I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things. [leaves]
Moe: She told me she was washing her hair tonight. [Sigh] I'm so desperately lonely.
Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Chief Wiggum: Wear 'em till you learn son, wear 'em till you learn.
Chief Wiggum: Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.
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