The Springfield Files Quotes
Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
Bart: What if we don't?
Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network.
Bart:
Homer: Now son, they do a lot of quality programming, too.
Homer: I kill me.
Homer: It was an alien Marge, it appeared in front of me and said "Don't be afraid."
Marge: Have you been drinking?
Homer: No.... well... ten beers!
Homer: I saw this in a movie once about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007
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