The Sweetest Apu Quotes
Manjula (in her sleep): Not tonight. I said "not tonight." (wakes up) Wait, something's wrong. Why aren't you pressuring me for sex?
Apu: Oh, I am content to lie here enjoying your company.
Manjula: Alright, mister! What's going on?
Apu: Nothing! How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? I'm so angry, I...I could fall asleep! (falls asleep) Completely innocent.
# Homer: Let's tell Krusty!
Marge: What will that do?
Homer: Come on. His reaction would be priceless!
(later)
Homer (in Krusty's office): Apu is cheating!
Krusty (depressed): That's sad. All those kids.
Homer: I think he's building up to something.
Apu: Please take the babies home. The porn customers are too nervous to make their move.
(camera shows Moe and a few other men in an aisle, waiting)
Moe: Come on.
Homer: Thanks. Are you sure you don't want to come? In a Civil War re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first, but I cannot come.
Homer: So, if you take that bottle down and pass it around...
Apu: Yes! There will be forty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!
Apu: Clean up in...all the aisles.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007