The Trouble with Trillions Quotes
Homer: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
Homer: But not fat?
Burns in a plane over the Caribbean: Any of these islands would make a fine new country.
Homer: I call president!
Burns: Vice president!
Smithers (disappointedly): Oooh...
Burns: Ooh... There's a big one, and it has freedom written all over it!
Smithers: Sir, that's Cuba.
Mr. Burns: Cuba, eh? Take her down, Smithers!
Smithers: Uh... You're flying the plane, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
Homer: I can't go to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it at you, I saw it in a movie.
Johnson: You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going - prison!
Burns: (showing Homer the Burns Hall of Patriots) That man is my great grandfather, Franklin Jefferson Burns, tossing that tea without a care...for what the caffeine would do to the Fenway flounder.
Homer: Is that a fish?
Burns: It was.
Burns: Oh, you'll find this amusing. It's the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007Homer: Would you look at those idiots? I paid my taxes over a year ago!
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007Todd: Daddy, what are taxes paying for?
Ned: Ohoho... everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine, and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!