Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Quotes
Homer: (At a sumo match) Why are they throwing salt on the ring?
Bart: (Reading a pamphlet) Says they throw salt to purify the ring.
Homer: (Walking up to the sumo ring) throw some salt on my pretzel tubby.
Sumo: (Through subtitles) Tubby? I find that very hurtful, I'll have you know my fat problem is glandular.
Japanese toilet: Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007PA: Welcome to Japan, folks. The local time is tomorrow.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Marge: Hawaii, here we come!
Lisa: No, no! We're going to Paris, I can feel it!
Bart: Come on, Transylvania!
Homer: No, mon, let's go home to Jamaica! I and I been in Babylon too long.
PA: Attention. Flight 605 to Tokyo is ready for departure, and has four available mega-savers seats.
Marge: Come on, Homer - Japan!
Homer: No, no Japan, Jamaica! I want to pass the dutchie on the left-hand side!
Lisa: Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!
Homer: Oh, yeah! I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called "News Corp"...
Lisa: Dad! That's Fox!
Homer: AAHH! Undo! Undo!