Trash of the Titans Quotes
Homer: Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America. That's not even Mexico!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007 Homer: Are we going to let politics get in the way of our friendship?
Ray Patterson: Friendship? You told people I lured children into my Gingerbread House!
Ray Patterson: Sorry I'm late everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes!
Homer: Well then you should have been early!
Moe: Whoa-oh, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.
Homer: Can't someone else do it?
[Homer walks out of the bar, while Moe is laughing]
Moe: [Holding a shotgun] Seriously, give me the money.
Marge: How could you spend $4.6 million in a month?
Homer: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge! A stamp!
Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent your entire year's budget in a month! Your department's broke!
Homer: Uh...oh no! Wait! I think I've got the perfect solution.
Quimby: You'd better! Because those garbage men won't work for free!
Homer: D'oh!
Homer: This is a very, very proud day for us! Especially me, your father, me, beat City Hall! It's just like David and Goliath, only this time, David won!
Lisa's Brain: Oh, I know, I heard it too. Here's some music. [Beethoven's "Für Elise" plays.]