Treehouse of Horror V Quotes
Marge: [to Bart] The only thing you should be scared of is that fog that turns people inside out.
Homer: Uh oh, it's sneaking in.
Homer: [back in time; a T-Rex stands near him] AHHH! [sneezes; the T-Rex sniffles then collapses causing a big line of dinosaurs just dropping dead] This is gonna cost me...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer go...something...something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don’t mind if I do!!! A-woolagoolawoola! [Goes on a mad rant]
Homer: Wow, I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second.
Sherman: That's right, Mr. Peabody.
Mr. Peabody: Quiet, you.
Willie: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I [Maggie axes him] argh!
Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day. [remembers]
Grandpa: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
Homer: Fine. As long as I stand perfectly still and don't touch anything, I won't destroy the future. [a mosquito flies in] Stupid bug! You go squish now! [swats it]
Willie: Uh oh. The little fat boy and his family are in trouble. [runs outside, throws TV in the snow] I'm coming to rescue the lot of you! [opens door to lodge] All right, loony: show me what you got. [Homer drives an axe into his back] Aw, is that the best you can do? [collapses]
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
Burns: Hmm...perhaps. Tell you what: we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed ..[someone hands her a paper; she reads it] Oh, my! It seems the show is so scary that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead they've suggested the 1947 Glenn Ford classic movie, "200 Miles to Oregon". [a clip from the movie shows; The picture shuts off like a television being unplugged. The little white dot remaining at the center expands into a green line which becomes modulated with Bart's voice like an oscilloscope trace]
Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.
Homer: What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice! [laughs] Brrr...hee! Heeee! [changing pitches] Blub blub blub blub blub! Thiiis...iiis my vooice...on teeeveeeee-
Bart: Dad! You're ruining the mood.
Homer: Sorry.
Bart: For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of...The Simpsons Halloween Special.