Treehouse of Horror VIII Quotes
Lisa: Wait! Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not, lest ye be judged yeself?"
[The townspeople mutter agreement.]
Chief Wiggum: The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!!!
Ralph Wiggum: Bye, witches! Thanks for not eating me!
Chief Wiggum: [turned into a gopher] Yeah, you hags are alright!
Homer: Well, we were lucky this time. But it's all too clear that some things in this universe... aren't meant to be trifled with. [grabs an axe]
Marge: Homer, what are you doing?
Homer: Something I should have done a long time ago. [to Bart] I'll teach you to mess with my machine! [Bart screams and Homer chases Bart with the axe] I'm gonna chop you good! That cost me thirty-five cents! I promise I won't hurt you!
Bart: Hey, Homer, can I use the teleporter?
Homer: Sorry, but this is a highly sophisti-ma-cated doo-wacky. If you don't use it responsibly, KABLAMO! [punches fists in the air, one of them goes into the teleporter]
Lisa: Ow! Someone just punched me in the face!