Treehouse of Horror XI Quotes
Homer: [siting on a floating couch] Well you gotta hand it to those dolphins, they just wanted it more.
Lisa: I kinda wished I hadn't freed their leader and you know, doomed mankind.
Marge: Well I wouldn't say doomed, it's gonna be an adjustment, but- [Krusty's floating corpse floats by the couch] Uuuuugh! [kicks away the corpse]
Sea Captain: Yarr. It begins! The dolphins are upon us! And only this old sea dog knows how to stop them- [two dolphins jump from the water and tear him in two pieces] ARGH!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Homer: Did you see that? I did the deed, open the gates!
St. Peter: [reading a newspaper] What? Oh sorry, I didn't see that.
Homer: What? I thought you guys saw everything!
St. Peter: No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.
Homer: Well I'll be damned!
St. Peter: Yeah, I'm afraid so. [pulls a chord sending Homer to hell]