Treehouse of Horror XVII Quotes

Simpsons outside the house

Golem: Finally, I can talk. This is the voice I got. I sound like I should be selling egg creams on Brighton Beach.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007


Marge: Homer, Im sorry but I can't love a 4,000 ton cannibal
Homer: Awww, what happened to "For better or worse"?
Bart: Look you just ate Dr.Phil.
Homer: It's amazing, he tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor.
Dr.Phil: Food does not equal love!

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007


Homer: Burn everything!!!
Lenny: Homer, ya know, we haven't even seen these aliens.
Homer: That's alien talk! (Shoots Lenny)
Big Band Stu: Big Band Stu says 23-skidoo! (Homer Shoots Big Band Stu)

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007


Carl: I don't get it. What's so "great" about this depression?
Lenny: I like how everything is sepia tone. Makes me all nostalgic.
Abe: I didn't think it would come to this when I fought in the First World War.
Lenny: Why do you keep calling it that?
Abe: Oh, you'll see!

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007


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