Whacking Day Quotes
Nelson: Imagine, a school with no bullies.
Jimbo: Science geeks not getting beaten up, kids using their lunch money for food.
Nelson: I can't take this!!! (starts punching the wall which cracks every hit)
Lisa: Let's see Bass, Bass. "Tiny Tim" "The Chipmunk's Greatest Hits" "A Castrati Christmass"? UGH!!
Barry White: (singing) Can't get enough of your love, babe... (Bart & Lisa supprised & rush to the door)
Lisa: Mr. White, can we borrow you for a minute?
Barry White: Anything for a lady.
Barney: TAKE THAT SNAKE!! (hits ground) AND YOU TOO!! (hits ground again) SNAKES!! SNAKES EVERYWHERE!!!!
Lenny: Hey, ya getting ready for Whacking Day?
Barney: What's Whacking Day?
Lisa: Dad, everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it! Is there something wrong with me?
Homer: Yes, honey.
Lisa: Then what should I do?
Homer: Just squeeze your anger into a ball, and release it at the right moment! Like that one time I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle remember that?
Lisa: Yeah...
Homer: When daddy hit the referee?
Lisa: Yeah...
Homer: Yeah...