Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1 Quotes
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: I lost his bar!
Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
Tito Puente: He robbed the school of Tito!
Homer: He can't remember my name!
Marge: He's causing us all to yell!
Maggie: (Sucks angrilly on her pacifier.)
Bart: Look what he did to my best friend.
[Every one looks at Milhouse]
Bart: No, my dog.
Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute! This isn't Mr Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at face a little] Wait, it is Mr. Burns. Heh heh, his wrinkly skin looks like a mask.
Marge: I don't think we'll ever know who did this. Everyone in town's a suspect.
Hibbert: Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you? [points at camera, which pulls back so that he is actually pointing at Wiggum]
Wiggum: Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job, right?
Mayor Quimby: All right, settle down, people. We are all upset by Mr. Burns' plan to block out our sun. It is time for decisive action! I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns' underlings who, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it.
Mayor's Bodyguard: (whispering) Sir, a lot of people are stroking guns...
Mayor Quimby: Also, it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns. Therefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.
Mr. Burns: Take that, Bowlorama! Take that, covenience mart! Take that, nuclear power pl--oh, fiddlesticks.
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