Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2 Quotes
Smithers: Sir, I am sorry that I shot your leg.
Jasper: You shot who in the what now?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, right. No jury in the world would convict a baby. Hmm....maybe Texas.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007 Homer: (to Mr. Burns, while pointing a gun to Mr. Burns' head) Tell them I never shot you!....before.
Mr. Burns: Shot? Hah. By you? I'm afraid not, my primitive friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity, nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm. The one who shot me was...(looks through the crowd, spots Maggie and points his finger) Ah! M-M-Maggie Simpson!
Dr. Nick: (Enters Mr. Burns' ward) Hi everybody!
Mr. Burns: (in the same tone that people normally say 'Hi, Dr. Nick!) Ho, mer Simp-son!
Dr. Nick: Ok, that was a little strange.
Willie: I'm tellin' ya! I couldn'ae have shot Burns!
[He uncrosses, then recrosses his legs. Eddie c**ks his pistol.]
Eddie: This is your last warning about that.
Willie: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol! If you'll check me medical records, you'll know I have a cripplin' arthritis in me index fingers! Look at 'em! I got it from Space Invaders in 1977.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game!
Willie: Video game?
