The Simpsons Quotes (Page 11)
Chief Wiggum: By the shores of Gitche Gumee / By the shining Big Sea Water / Stood the Wiggum of Nokomis...I'm sorry, did I just say "Wiggum"? I...I meant "wigwam." Yeah, let me, uh, let me start again. (audience groans)
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Abe Simpson: If I knock him out, I'll be a hero! And people will listen to my loose-brained nonsense!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Marge: Homie, you've been down here for a week. I really think you need...(gasps)...what the Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise?!
Homer: Marge, meet pro football's newest team--the Springfield Meltdowns! Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the Duff Beer Krustyburger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kiwk-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park! So...Homer do good?
Marge (embraces Homer): Homer do great! (kisses) Eh, maybe Homer brush teeth first?
Homer (rolls eyes and groans): Ohh......
Homer: I'll show you all. I'm going to spearhead the hell out of this expansion bid!
(Marge, Bart and Lisa laughs at Homer)
Maggie (babbling like a baby, with subtitles): Bald Mommy is sure to fail.
announcer: Next on Fox, Carmen Electra stars in Boobs, about a class of remedial reading students and their teacher who wants to be taken seriously.
Homer (disappointed): Awww, I thought it was about her boobs.
Homer: All right, pal. I've made a diagram of all the places on Marge you're not allowed to touch. (shows diagram) Especially the hair!
Charles: Oh, not to worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man myself. Bit different...bit weird...not sexual.
Homer: You take forever to say nothing.
Bart: Okay, but don't let our hands touch. It's gay.
Rod: What does gay mean?
Bart: Well, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rod: [to his father] I'm gay daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay.
Homer: (after falling down the hole in the cave) I'm stuck, and I have to pee! (A few seconds later) Now I'm just stuck.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Moe: I didn't want the gold, so I just kept playing our song on the jukebox one...
Burns (reading letter): ...one gold coin at a time. (looks at jukebox) Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer.
# Moe: Fate gave me an awful dilemma — should I rob the guy or rob him and kill him?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007
