The Simpsons Quotes (Page 12)
Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant!
Mr. Burns: Dream on, bitch.
Burns: I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Homer: Our god made their god.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Marge: My Husband has forgot our last three Anniversaries, he made a badminton net out of my wedding dress, which he hardly ever uses, and last week, he called out his bowling balls' name during sex!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Marge: Whatever happened to please and thank you?
Homer: I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.
Homer: Wait, Lord? I have one more favor to ask.
God: You want me to help you with your alcoholism.
Homer: No I'm in a good place with that.
God: Why don't you just take these pamphlets. [hands him a few pamphlets]
Homer: [stuffs them in his pocket] Yeah, I'll definitely read those later on.
God: [sigh] What do you want, Homer?
Homer: Just send me back to Earth and put off this whole rapture hoopdey-doof for another couple of years or so.
God: But it's already started. To do what you're asking, I would have to turn back time.
Homer: Superman did it!
God: Fine, Mr. Smarty-Pants. I will undo the Apocalypse.
Homer: Lord, you got a first-class destination resort here, really top notch, but I can't enjoy myself knowing my family is suffering.
God: Oh don't you talk about family suffering with me! My son went to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since. [shows Jesus sitting on a swing looking down and spinning really slow]
Homer: He'll be fine.
Homer: Left below, where have I heard that before.
Lisa: Dad, it's the title of the movie.
Homer: It's everywhere.