The Simpsons Quotes (Page 4)
Homer (eagerly): Would you like me to take you to your game?
Lisa: You already promised you would.
Homer (whines): Aww, do I have to?
Homer: Wait, that's soccer? I always called it "human foosball."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer (seeing Lisa putting on her shin guards): Hey Lisa, self-conscious about your shins? In my day, girls were worried about their boobs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Lisa: I'm proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 SideShow Mel: Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink!
(Groundskeeper Willie serves SideShow Mel orange drink)
SideShow Mel (taking a sip): Ambrosia!
Homer: What's wrong?
Marge: I can't fill out that clipboard. I don't have e-mail. (crowd gasps)
Homer: Oh Marge, you got to get on the Net. It's got all the best conspiracy theories! Did you know that Hezbollah owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes? This stuff will rock your world!
Marge (skeptically): Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippy or A-O-K or Pooka-dooka or whatever it's called!
Homer (after walking back in the house with Marge and observing Selma and Abe kissing): A bear is eating my father!
Selma: I'm Selma.
Homer: A talking bear is eating my father!
Homer: Son, one day you're going to be a great father.
Bart: Aww, and someday you'll be one too.
Homer: Thanks boy, heh heh heh heh heh!
Homer: (after Lisa admits lying) My daughter's like CBS News!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Bart: Utah? Home of America's most powerful weirdoes!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
