The Simpsons Quotes (Page 5)
Homer: Bart, this is a matter of life & death… What’s the difference between ketchup & catsup? They’re gonna cut my head off!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Grandpa Simpson: Yep, the Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: Bart, I need you to go to the gas station and say you want your tires inflated, but really, you inflate these volleyballs, then throw them over the prison walls to create chaos and confusion.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Nelson: I will not have my heritage insulted! (puts on a Tyrolean hat and grabs a puppy shepherd dog and beer stein) Guten Tag!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Rich Texan: Look at all them stars! How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
Rich Texan: TWO??!!
Serpent: I'll be snaking those jewels and venom gotta go! Sorry I didn't asp your permission. Hope that's cobra-setic.
Krusty: Hey jerk! Puns are lazy writing! [Serpent shoots him]
Apu: Oh thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents...now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: [walks in cave and sees gold] MO JOO! [dives into the treasure] WHEEE HEE HEE! [swims through the treasure singing, spits coins from his mouth] Eww, silver! Ohh a penny! This is my lucky day!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Burns: Perhaps I can be of help?
Homer: Ahh! Where did you come from?
Burns: I'm your cell mate! You never noticed me before because you're extremely self centered!
Homer: Oh sorry, I wasn't listening, I was too busy checking out my reflection in this yellow water. [at reflection] Oh hoo hoo, lookin' good!
Homer: Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. [Eats mouse] Oh now I have nothing!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
