The Simpsons Quotes (Page 6)
Homer: Are you gonna torture me?
Lenny: We can't tell you. Not knowing is the worst torture of all!
Carl: Well, that and the rat helmet. [Lenny and Carl throw Homer in his cell]
Lenny: Now, get some sleep, you got a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: (groans) 9 AM?!
Homer: I shouldn't be here, I was framed!
Carl: You think you got problems, the guy in the iron mask over there is the rightful king of France.
King of France: Oh did you guys hear that, he just admitted it! Guys? GUYS? [kicks ground] Oh man, this place is so unfair!
Wiggum: [after impersonating siren] I'm gonna stop now.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive!
Judge: In prison! [hammers podium]
Homer: AAAAH!!!
Marge: Homer no! Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: Then what is America doing in Iraq?!
(Homer and Bart floating in the sea, after the storm destroyed the ship)
Homer (praying): Oh, Mother Sea, giver of fish, taker of boats, toilet to the world. The Greeks call you "Poseidon," the Romans..."Aquaman." Look into thy starfish heart and protect our souls, so we might live to go tubing on thee again.
Homer: Do you think your mother will ever remarry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why, you little...!
(strangles Bart)
Homer: Just see if I die!
Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve.
Grampa: Oh, thank you.
Homer: I was talking to the cat.
Patty: Calm down, everybody. Here's a movie of us.
(crowd boos as Patty and Selma show their home movie)
Moe: Wow, even I ain't hoping for porn.
Milhouse:Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of just one of them.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer (thinking): I can't let Lisa find out. Time to do what I do best! Lie to a child!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
