The Simpsons Quotes (Page 7)
Martin Prince Individually, we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Lenny: I can't tell when Lenny ends and Carl's begin.
Carl: Statements like that are why people think we're gay.
Krusty: Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway! That's who all showed up...one man!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Marge: Homer, I want to show the world how I feel about you!
Homer: The world's really not that interested!
Ralph: (after putting an ice-cream cone onto his head) I'm a unitard!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: There once was a rapping tomato/That's right, I said "rapping tomato"/He rapped all day/From April to May/...And also, guess what, it was me.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Marge: Homer, of all the things you've done — going into space, attending Clown College, joining the navy — I'd never thought you'd join the army.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Superintendent Chalmers (after the army rounds up all bald and fat men): I'm not bald! I'm bald-ing! Why won't anyone ever honor the "ing"?
Skinner: I honor the "ing."
Chalmers: What the hell are you doing here?
Homer: Won't joining the army take me away from my family for two years?
Recruiter: A large target like you will be home a lot sooner than that.
Recruiter: Thanks for letting us have this assembly, Sgt. Skinner.
Skinner: Anything for my beloved army.
Recruiter: How 'bout reenlisting?
Skinner: How 'bout you bite me?