The Simpsons Quotes (Page 8)
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• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: (to Colonel) You have an awesome voice! Can you say 'side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite'?
Colonel: Side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite.
Golem: Finally, I can talk. This is the voice I got. I sound like I should be selling egg creams on Brighton Beach.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Marge: Homer, Im sorry but I can't love a 4,000 ton cannibal
Homer: Awww, what happened to "For better or worse"?
Bart: Look you just ate Dr.Phil.
Homer: It's amazing, he tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor.
Dr.Phil: Food does not equal love!
Homer: Burn everything!!!
Lenny: Homer, ya know, we haven't even seen these aliens.
Homer: That's alien talk! (Shoots Lenny)
Big Band Stu: Big Band Stu says 23-skidoo! (Homer Shoots Big Band Stu)
Carl: I don't get it. What's so "great" about this depression?
Lenny: I like how everything is sepia tone. Makes me all nostalgic.
Abe: I didn't think it would come to this when I fought in the First World War.
Lenny: Why do you keep calling it that?
Abe: Oh, you'll see!
Marge: Well, if you're through, let's check out that discount book warehouse.
Homer: But we already own a book!
Marge: "Homer! Your butt just gave me a brilliant idea!"
Homer: "Yep, it'll do that."
Bart: What's wrong, mom? Thinking about your marriage?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Fat Tony: That was today? (holds pda) this thing needs to be hotsynced (legs shoots the pda)
Fat Tony: Why did you do that
Legs: You know how it is with us, everything means kill.