The Simpsons Quotes (Page 85)
Lisa: (tripping out after drinking water from Duff boat ride) I am the Lizard Queen!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 16th, 2007 [Selma has agreed to take the kids to Duff Gardens]
Marge: Thanks for taking the kids on such short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids?
Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself!
Selma: That's the spirit!
Lisa: Bye, Dad! Don't eat any solids!
Homer: But I love solids!
[Homer has eaten a months-old sandwich and is feeling the effects]
Marge: Your lips are turning blue! I think you should get some rest!
Homer: No! Duff...Gardens! Hurrah... (passes out)
Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything!
Leonard Nimoy: [bemusedly c**king an eyebrow] Didn't I? [he teleports into nothingness, as on Star Trek]
Homer: Are we gonna die, son?
Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people with us.
Wiggum: The town charter says that in an emergency, I run the show!
Quimby: We'll see about that! To Town Hall!
Wiggum: Fine! (calm) Should we take one car, or should I follow you?
Quimby: [to Wiggum] Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter!
Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
Quimby: You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass!
Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour! What if something goes wrong?
Homer: [Scornfully] "What if." What if I'm taking a shower and slipped on a bar of soap?...[Realizes] Oh, my God! I could be killed!
Bart: Y'know? I used to think you were stuck in an emasculating, go-nowhere job.
Homer: Heh, heh… Kids.
Bart: But now, I want to follow in your footsteps.
Homer: [excited] Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you.
* Marge: I think the money should be spent on something the whole town can be proud of.
Homer: Like a giant billboard that says "no fat chicks!"?