Calling All Cars Quotes

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Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ! The money I've been droppin' in here, I could've bought a f**kin' Ferrari. At least I would've got a blowjob outta that.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007


Tony Soprano: The old guys were different. Men in the front. Wives in the back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You like that arrangement.
Tony Soprano: Actually, I think the wives should ride in a little cart, behind the car... like in the cartoons. Like behind Noah's ark, there's a little boat with the skunks.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: So wives are skunks?
Tony Soprano: Ah, Jesus f**kin' Christ! It's a f**kin' joke. Does it have to be like a cancer hospital in here?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: But Carmela is in control in the dream...
Tony Soprano: Why, cuz she's drivin'?

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Carmela Soprano: You know how much little Bobby likes you.
Anthony Junior: What am I, daycare?

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Anthony Junior: Spirit, speak to me. Is Bobby Junior gay?

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Anthony Junior: I like Rice. Maybe I'm Chinese.

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well... guess who's no longer a patient of mine? Calling all cars.

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We can turn our attention to other sources of pain and truth?
Tony Soprano: Pain and truth....come on!! I'm a fat f**kin' crook from New Jersey!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007


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