Eloise Quotes
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen, Corrado Soprano is not some harmless old man being persecuted by the government but a ruthless and calculating mob boss who controls a vast criminal enterprise. Over the past few months, you've heard from FBI agents who have documented clandestine meetings at his doctor's offices. Tales of bid rigging, sweetheart deals, secret payoffs, and even murder. No, Corrado Soprano is not some harmless old man, but a killer who orders up murder like you and I order up coffee.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Tony Soprano: I know she's my wife and the mother of my children and all, but let me tell ya somethin... she can be a moody bitch.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Carmela Soprano: Who was that?
Tony Soprano: Silvio. Listen to this, Furio called, the stupid f**kin' zip moved back to Italy. Asshole left a message on the answerin' machine at the bing at four thirty in the mornin'.
Carmela Soprano: You always leave your door open like that?
Meadow Soprano: I'm cooking, it's hot.
Finn DeTrolio: I'll protect her, don't worry.
Tony Soprano: Ya hear that? Anybody bothers her he'll knock their teeth out, then he can put 'em back in, too.
Carmela Soprano: This stuff is pervading our educational system, not to mention movies, TV shows.
Meadow Soprano: What "stuff" ...
Carmela Soprano: This gay nonsense they're teaching.
Paulie Walnuts: It's your fault anyway. All this s**t started with that Russian prick when I had to go pick up your five grand.
Silvio Dante: You know things might be a little different, Paulie, if you'd accept some responsibility for a change.
Paulie Walnuts: You're a wormy c**ksucker, you know that?
Silvio Dante: Ohhhh! I'm just tellin' you how you're bein' f**kin' perceived!
Paulie Walnuts: Just worry about how you're f**kin' perceived! Nobody knows what the future holds, my friend.
Silvio Dante: You have any idea what Albert kicked up last week?
Paulie Walnuts: F**k that f**kin' parakeet. I got a relationship with Tony Albert'll never have. No matter how far he sticks his tongue up Tony's ass.
Minn Matrone: You were here to rob me.
Paulie Walnuts: No, no, what are you crazy? Just calm down, okay?
Minn Matrone: You're a disgrace to your mother!
Paulie Walnuts: Don't set that thing off! You think I'm here to hurt ya? You've known me since I'm a kid.
Minn Matrone: I've been driving since I was a young girl.
Paulie Walnuts: Horse and buggies don't count.
Johnny Sack: I'll tell ya, that restaurant thing didn't help.
Tony Soprano: He hurt my appraiser, what was I supposed to do? It's on page four o' the "Boss Manual," John. Jesus!!
