Everybody Hurts Quotes
Ralph Cifaretto: I hate to do it Artie, but I think I'm gonna pass. Sorry.
Artie Bucco: Why not?
Ralph Cifaretto: 'Cuz if you don't pay me back, I ain't gonna be able to hurt ya.
Tony Soprano: So, over the next couple of years, more and more, I'm gonna be givin' my orders through you and then finally... only through you.
Christopher Moltisanti: But what about Sil, you got that with him... and Paulie.
Tony Soprano: Those other guys, Sil... Paulie, there's one thing they're not... they're not my blood. You hear what I'm sayin' to you. It's a matter of trust.
Christopher Moltisanti: It's very wise.
Tony Soprano: What the f**k am I, a toxic person or somethin'?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Artie Bucco: (Talking to himself in the mirror) Oh! Jean-Philippe! Yer home. I called ya five times. Qu’est-ce Que C’est?...Message machine broken? Nice crib. Whazzat uh...Berber carpet? Those, uh... f**kin’ shoes you wear, what are they, uh... designer? Hmm? You f**kin' avoiding' me mother f**ker? Where’s my money? Oh, what are you gonna cry now, Huh? Stand up you frog–eating Faccia de Gatz’. I will f**k you up!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Charmaine Bucco: Problems with the investment, Arthur?
Artie Bucco: What do you mean?
Charmaine Bucco: Please. What do you think? She suddenly wants to play "hide the boudin' blanc" with you?
Artie Bucco: It's just that somebody mentions fifty grand, to bankroll a French digestif, and your mind goes through all the permutations at like, internet speed and realizes, "Oh, worst case scenario, I eat for free."
Tony Soprano: You f**kin' suicide. You're disgraceful!
Artie Bucco: I'm sorry.
Tony Soprano: Nah, f**k that!!! Does anybody else know it was me that loaned you the money?
Artie Bucco: Like who?
Tony Soprano: Like who? I don't give a f**k who.
Artie Bucco: The cobwebs are now removed.
Tony Soprano: The f**k are ya talkin' about?!
Artie Bucco: You saw this whole thing, didn't you? You knew exactly what was gonna happen. You can see twenty moves down the road. Please...I don't blame you, I envy you. It's like an instinct, like a hawk sees a little mouse movin' around a corn field from a mile up.
Tony Soprano: You think it's my fault you're f**kin' lyin' in here?
Tony Soprano: Did you ever know anybody that uh...ever committed suicide?
Janice Soprano: Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.
