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Christopher Moltisanti: Vito already pulls down more scratch than anybody, from the unions.
Paulie Walnuts: Let 'im go ta the hospital first. That fat f**kin' kiss-ass. I'm buyin' Tony a nice little stereo fer the room.
Christopher Moltisanti: He don't need that.
Vito Spatafore: Goddamn Junior.
Anthony Junior: Anthony Soprano is not goin' to die. I don't know what everybody's talkin' about.
Carmela Soprano: Nobody's sayin' he's gonna die.
Ahmed: Chris!
Christopher Moltisanti: Oh. Ahmed. You guys here again? You oughta put up a tent on this f**kin' bar.
Ahmed: How's Tony? The girl said that he was hurt pretty bad...
Christopher Moltisanti: He's keepin' his d**k up.
Carmela Soprano: It's just that Tony has always loomed so large for A.J.
Rosalie Aprile: Well maybe it's just that A.J. is a selfish boy who doesn't give a s**t.
Carmela Soprano: I'm sorry your son is no longer with us but don't use mine as a guinea pig for your ideas on parenting. I never saw you take a hard line.
Rosalie Aprile: Why do you think I'm talkin' ta you like this?
Anthony Junior: Don't you find this completely embarrassing?
Meadow Soprano: What?
Anthony Junior: This, our family. Our father gets shot by our goober f**kin' uncle? What is that?
Meadow Soprano: Yeah, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna think about what Finn's parents are saying.
Anthony Junior: I mean, I don't really give a s**t about my friends. They know what dad does, but like, some of them remember Uncle Junior. He was always a f**kin' mummy. Why did dad hang out with him?
Meadow Soprano: You know dad. He takes those things seriously, all the Italian family stuff.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I got the big lecture, now look.
Meadow Soprano: I know.
Government Agent: What are these?
Uncle Junior: A watch an' a pencil.
Government Agent: Repeat the following sentence, "No ifs, ands or buts."
Uncle Junior: I'll do it if I f**kin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass.
Government Agent: No...repeat the sentence.
Uncle Junior: What is this person talkin' about?!
Perry Benedek: These people are trying to establish for the government, that if you shot Anthony Soprano, which we're not conceding, that it certainly wasn't intentional. That you were confused and disoriented.
Government Agent: Don't coach him, please.
Uncle Junior: My nephew Anthony?!
Perry Benedek: That's why you're here in custody.
Uncle Junior: Where's Mel?
Perry Benedek: You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your attorney and hired me, because of his paralyzed hand from his stroke, it made you nervous.
Uncle Junior: If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.
Anthony Junior: Hey, dad? I’m gonna get Uncle Junior for this. Don’t worry. I watched since I was little how nice you were ta him. And he doesn't just get to do this to you... put you in here and get away with it. You’re my dad, and I’m gonna put a bullet in his f**kin' mummy head, I promise. I can't believe we're not gonna like... do stuff together again, 'cause we will, I'm positive.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007
