Live Free or Die Quotes
Finn DeTrolio: You weren't there for the "grand inquisition" about Vito.
Meadow Soprano: Uh, I knew it. I'm picking the fight.
Finn DeTrolio: I was in the back of a butcher shop with your Uncle Paulie, ratting out a guy, I don't really even know. I mean, what do you think's gonna happen to Vito, for being gay? And don't give me any of that "poverty of the Mezzogiorno" bulls**t. We're in f**king Caldwell, New Jersey, and you're on your high horse about justice? They are gonna mete it out themselves.
Tony Soprano: He's a fa-ag!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And?
Tony Soprano: Now what am I supposed ta do?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: About what?
Tony Soprano: I know what. They're born that way, right? It's not their fault. Frankly, I think they go about in pity for themselves.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I don't think they see it as a fault.
Tony Soprano: Let me ask you somethin'. Those, uh, two Arabs. With the credit cards, Fazool or whatever his name is-
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah?
Tony Soprano: You think there's a chance they could be, uh, I don't know, Al-Qaedas, somethin' like that?
Christopher Moltisanti: Hmmm...you know at one point it did cross my mind.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and?
Christopher Moltisanti: I don't think so. They're gun nuts, but the smaller guy, Ahmed, when those Danish cartoons got published, he was very upset, but at the protestors. He said he hated the cartoons but that the rioting s**t would just bring bad attention to all Muslims. And the other guy, Mohammad, his brother's a government interrogator in uh, Lebanon, or Syria. Plus Mohammad and his girlfriend have a dog, a springer spaniel.
Tony Soprano: I'm gonna get a coffee.
Meadow Soprano: Nine eleven. Nine eleven. Bush is using it as an excuse to erode our Constitutional protections, and you're falling for it.
Carmela Soprano: Well, I voted for him.
Meadow Soprano: Right, well, you don't relate to black people clinging to logs.
Tony Soprano: You know, you oughta chill out about some o' this.
Christopher Moltisanti: You are not gonna f**kin' believe this.
James Zancone: Vito Spatafore's an ass muncher.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh!!!
Silvio Dante: What?
Tony Soprano: What'd you just say?
James Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid. Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano: By who?
Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin. Allegedly.
James Zancone: Probably bulls**t.
Silvio Dante: He's a married man.
Kevin Mucci: Chris, right?
Christopher Moltisanti: Should I know you?
Kevin Mucci: Kevin Mucci. Yonkers. We met at the Trotters. Sal Iacuzzo's cousin.
Christopher Moltisanti: Right. Hey.
Kevin Mucci: Hey.
James Zancone: Yonkers? What are you, lost?
Kevin Mucci: My ex's birthday over at the Red Robin in Clifton. I figured I'd need a meeting to make it through that s**t.
James Zancone: I hear that.
Kevin Mucci: So, uh, I saw my cousin this week. It turns out he, uh, ran into a friend o' yours, the big guy, Vito.
Christopher Moltisanti: And?
Kevin Mucci: He was in a fag bar, dancin' with a guy.
Christopher Moltisanti: The f**k out!