Mayham Quotes
Anthony Junior: Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.
Carmela Soprano: You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.
Gabriella Dante: You have any extra compensation for what you've been goin' through?
Silvio Dante: Nah, part o' the job. Like they say, with great power, comes great responsibility.
Paulie Walnuts: Carmela. He's a f**kin' vegetable. But I still gotta pay tribute ta the princess o' Little Italy.
Little Paulie Germani: The boss' wife. What are ya gonna do?
Paulie Walnuts: F**k her.
Christopher Moltisanti: You hear this dude? hundred percent well...he's a bad boy huh, with that lingo? Real f**kin' dark character. My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres. Young wiseguy, assassin, gets betrayed by his people. They whack 'im, leave his body parts in dumpsters all around the city. Long story short, he is put back together by science, or maybe it's supernatural. And he gets f**kin' payback on everyone who f**ked 'im over, includin' the c**t he was engaged to. She was gettin' porked by his boss the night the hero was killed. We'll have a meeting tomorrow. We hear what you've fleshed out before we go ta script. Bing. Two Thirty. Don't make me come look fer you.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Vito Spatafore: Ho, ho, ho. Eighty K? How's that twenty percent of a million?
Paulie Walnuts: Have a cookie, you're delirious. It was seven fifty, tops.
Vito Spatafore: F**k it all, Paulie. Tommy cased that s**thole.
Silvio Dante: What's with the f**kin' accountin' out there? That's a hundred grand a piece. You got it? We're lookin' after Carmela.
Paulie Walnuts: No question.
Vito Spatafore: Of course. Sooner than later Paulie.
Paulie Walnuts: I gotta piss first, you want half o' that too?
Paulie Walnuts: How's the skip doin'?
Vito Spatafore: Same. You forget somethin'? Like my cut?
Paulie Walnuts: You believe this guy? You should've lost some weight in that nose, keep it outta everybody's business. I'm workin' on it.
Christopher Moltisanti: You were at South Mountain Arena yesterday, tryin' ta buy a gun from that asshole in the snack shop.
Anthony Junior: Who told you that?
Christopher Moltisanti: We know how you feel, but you can't do this.
Anthony Junior: I can't believe you know this. Who told you this?
Bobby Baccilieri: Look, if my pops was layin' in there shot up, I'd be thinkin' the same thing.
Christopher Moltisanti: But you can't go there.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, why the f**k not?
Bobby Baccilieri: Listen ta me, I'm your uncle. Ay, Junior's in federal lockup. No one's gettin' ta him there.
Anthony Junior: Well, it's difficult, but not impossible.
