Mergers and Acquisitions Quotes
Paulie Walnuts: I don't understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you two are still old.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Tony Soprano: You know it can be risky trustin' him to have a sense of humor.
Valentina La Paz: Did you think it was funny?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight year old boy thinks is funny.
Ralph Cifaretto: Then why aren't you people walkin' around all day lookin' for piles o' horse s**t to stomp around in?
Lois Pettit: It only works if it's an accident.
Ralph Cifaretto: F**kin' sick, all o' yous. F**ko, where's the hose?
Valentina La Paz: Last week, I swear to God, he told me to rub his d**k raw with a cheese grater.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Tony Soprano: I received regular beatin's when I was a kid, but I'm not goin' around lookin' for some woman to hook up jumper cables to my private parts.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Paulie Walnuts: I don't blame yer mother. I blame that Minnie Matrone. She's a malignant c**t.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Janice Soprano: Three thousand dollars.
Tony Soprano: How'd you come up with that figure?
Janice Soprano: It's a number that I thought you'd say yes to.
Tony Soprano: You thought right.
Janice Soprano: So, what have you heard?
Tony Soprano: You pay me three thousand dollars, I'll answer your questions.
Janice Soprano: He bottoms from the top.
Tony Soprano: I don't even know what that means...
Janice Soprano: Means...he has to control things but he pretends he doesn't. Like he'd make me f**k him with a strap on and call him my bitch...s**t like that.
Tony Soprano: What about plain old f**kin'?
Janice Soprano: I'm tellin' you, he can't get hard that way, and if he could, I don't think that he'd want to.
Ralph Cifaretto: I like my drinks with extra olives. You should know how your regular customers like their drinks.
Adriana La Cerva: My regular customers are the ones who pay.
