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Tony Soprano: Oh I suppose all these parties she goes to constantly, they're all memorials for Jackie Jr., right?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Christopher Moltisanti: And don't think I forgot about you goin' through my f**kin' fiance's underwear drawer.
Patsy Parisi: That wasn't me you f**king jerk!
Christopher Moltisanti: Lets just say that Carmela ain't gonna be first lady forever.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Little Paulie Germani: Ralph told this funny f**kin' joke though at umm..at Albert's party. He goes, "Ginny Sack had a ninety five pound mole surgically taken off her ass."
Paulie Walnuts: He said that?
Little Paulie Germani: Yeah...
Paulie Walnuts: And you think its funny?
Little Paulie Germani: Uh...it's some bad taste...huh?
Patsy Parisi: I dunno, you gave me a look.
Christopher Moltisanti: A look? So what, you're a f**kin' mind reader now.
Meadow Soprano: Look, you don't seem to get it. I keep having images of Jackie Aprile lying in a pool of his own blood in some street somewhere.
Carmela Soprano: So what, French discos drive away all sad thoughts?
Artie Bucco: She knows what I f**kin' make. Who am I, Bill Gates? I already support the kids.
Tony Soprano: You're the bartender. Supposed to be listenin' to my problems.
Tony Soprano: Trust me, I got more information than I need about Ralphie.
Janice Soprano: Well it's always something, Tony. What are you, threatened by the fact that he has a sense of style?
Tony Soprano: Oh a sense of style?
Janice Soprano: Ralph Lauren? Collegiate?
Tony Soprano: Let me ask you a question Janice, do I know this guy better than you? Cause I'm tellin' you, he's no f**kin' good.
Janice Soprano: My happiness really drives you crazy, doesn't it, Tony?
Tony Soprano: So how's yer love life?
Janice Soprano: Why don't you mind your goddamn business?
Tony Soprano: I don't know, it kinda feels like it is my business considerin' I had to haul your last boyfriend outta your kitchen in a hefty bag.
Janice Soprano: You're a miserable f**k. You know that? You're just like Ma.
Christopher Moltisanti: So I was thinkin' right...what we do is start our own group. I'll be the singer and you two can back me up.
Danielle: Yeah right... ha ha ha...
Adriana La Cerva: Puh-lease!!
Christopher Moltisanti: What?!! It's so hard to rap? Mah bitch. Mah Ho. Mah Ho. Mah bitch. Mah bitch bitch. What? A joke? You don't wanna back me up?
