The Happy Wanderer Quotes

Jennifer Melfi

Silvio Dante: He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get — leave the f**king cheese there, alright! I love f**king cheese at my feet! I stick motherf**kin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? So, leave the f**king c**k sucking cheese where it is!

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Silvio Dante: I'm losing my balls over here! This f**king moron's playing Hazel. Get the f**k out of here!
Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away—
Silvio Dante: Why? Why now? Leave it there.
Matthew Bevilaqua: I don't know, I was just—
Silvio Dante: What? Where do you get these f**kin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them?

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Now that you found out that you have a retarded family member, do you feel better about coming here?
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Is it permissable now? Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douchebags?

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007


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