The Telltale Moozadell Quotes

Big Pussy

Tony Soprano: Don't tell me you were happier when she was goin' out with that uh... Jamaal Ginsburg, the Hasidic homeboy.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007


Paulie Walnuts: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony Soprano: What do you mean?
Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f**k themselves?
Tony Soprano: Don't you think that expression would've come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were f**king themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

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Tony Soprano: Meadow still here?
Carmela Soprano: Jackie Jr. took her to the city to see Aida.
Tony Soprano: "I-eat-her"?!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007


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