Watching Too Much Television Quotes
Adriana La Cerva: We could adopt.
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, that's great! Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti! He'd get his ass kicked every day!
Adriana La Cerva: You said you'd still love me.
Christopher Moltisanti: That doesn't mean I'll f**kin' marry you!
Adriana La Cerva: What if we didn't have kids?
Christopher Moltisanti: F**k that. what's the point of bein' married?
Adriana La Cerva: I mean, what if we can't? If I can't... would you still love me?
Christopher Moltisanti: 'Course I'd still love ya... why?
Adriana La Cerva: There's something you should know. A long time ago, years ago, I had a medical procedure. It was before we met. My uterus got pierced.
Christopher Moltisanti: Both of 'em?
Adriana La Cerva: There's only one. That's ovaries.
Silvio Dante: Oh! It's Papillon.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh, hello Sil! How are ya?
Christopher Moltisanti: I heard you were gettin' laid up there all the time.
Paulie Walnuts: Come here, you little prick. Hello, Chrissy.
Vito Spatafore: What can I get you Paulie?
Paulie Walnuts: After four months inside? How 'bout laid?
Assemblyman Ronald Zellman: The heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
Tony Soprano: Heart also wants what the d**k wants.
Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Hey, Adriana.
Adriana La Cerva: Oh Jesus Christ. Why don't you go haunt a house or something?
Agent Robyn Sanseverino: It's been a while, figured I'd check in.
Adriana La Cerva: So you crawl up my ass?
Tony Soprano: Hey, what's up?
Crack Addict: 'Sup. Five O?
Tony Soprano: Uh...yeah. I'm Starsky and this is Hutch.
Assemblyman Ronald Zellman: Let me tell ya somethin' else. Guys like Tony... you don't fool around with these people.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well, in the future, I'll ask that you extend to me the same courtesy you would a crack addict.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Tony Soprano: (After beating Zellman with a belt) All the girls in New Jersey, you had to f**k this one? Go ahead, cry like a bitch.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007
