The Sopranos Quotes (Page 11)
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm just sayin' I don't think it's a good idea.
Tony Soprano: Well, I didn't ask you what you f**kin' think.
Tony Soprano: Gloom is your business and business is good.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You were shot Anthony, by a member of your family.
Tony Soprano: I know.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And unless I know absolutely nothing about what I'm doing, I think you and I'll have a lot to talk about. Are you familiar with the term, "post-traumatic stress"?
Tony Soprano: I get it, okay? My uncle tried ta kill me...for the second time. Three strikes and I'm out right?
Tony Soprano: Well, here I am. Back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yup.
Tony Soprano: So, let me ask you right off, is there any chance of a mercy f**k?
Prosecutor: The defendant's request for temporary release from federal custody to attend his daughter's wedding is ludicrous. Mr. Sacrimoni is a known member of organized crime at the helm of a vast criminal conspiracy.
Defendant: I notice you're wearing a wedding ring, Miss Vaughn. Was your father at your wedding?
Prosecutor: My father wasn't awaiting trial on forty seven RICO predicates including murder.
Jason Barone: (Paulie smashes Jason's leg with a steel rod) Aw, f**k! Ahhh!!!! Oh. Oh. Ohhhhhh!
Paulie Walnuts: Guess what, f**kin' mama's boy?! You're kickin' up four grand ta me every month. I don't care if you're in Deer Valley or Death Valley! Four grand, every goddamn month! And if you ever mention a word o' this ta Tony, I'll stick this up your ass... (Paulie takes out his gun) ...and pull the trigger till the bullets come out your eyes.
Tony Soprano: Is he f**kin' kiddin' me?! I told them I need that W-2 in perpetuity...and 5 percent o' the f**kin' sale price?! He thinks 'cause I'm in this weakened condition, he can take advantage. Well, he can go f**k himself!
Paulie Walnuts: I'm just tellin' you what Phil told me, Ton'.
Tony Soprano: You tell Jason before he sells, he better understand his obligation!
Paulie Walnuts: Look at you, T. You do your uncle a kindness, you get shot fer your efforts. You think you got family, but in the end, they f**k you too.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: "Wallet biopsy"? Nice. Very nice.
Rudy Diaz: These people are sayin' I took money from your wallet? F**k that!
Christopher Moltisanti: Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. What'd you say?
Rudy Diaz: I was looking for proof of insurance. I was only doin' my job.
Tony Soprano: They heard a lot o' that at Nuremberg. You owe me two K. It was gone from my wallet.
Rudy Diaz: I don't have that kind o' money.
Christopher Moltisanti: One week... Rudy Diaz... or you'll need a paramedic.
Bobby Baccilieri: There he is. I've been thinkin' about your problem. Maybe it would help ya if you got shot.
Marvin: F**k you talkin' 'bout? "Got shot"?
Bobby Baccilieri: Make you more popular too, you know raise your profile with Ex Lax. Somethin' easy. The fleshy part o' the thigh. I'm a marksman.
Marvin: You's a crazy motherf**ker.
Anthony Junior: Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.
Carmela Soprano: You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.
