The Sopranos Quotes (Page 13)
Anthony Junior: Don't you find this completely embarrassing?
Meadow Soprano: What?
Anthony Junior: This, our family. Our father gets shot by our goober f**kin' uncle? What is that?
Meadow Soprano: Yeah, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna think about what Finn's parents are saying.
Anthony Junior: I mean, I don't really give a s**t about my friends. They know what dad does, but like, some of them remember Uncle Junior. He was always a f**kin' mummy. Why did dad hang out with him?
Meadow Soprano: You know dad. He takes those things seriously, all the Italian family stuff.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I got the big lecture, now look.
Meadow Soprano: I know.
Government Agent: What are these?
Uncle Junior: A watch an' a pencil.
Government Agent: Repeat the following sentence, "No ifs, ands or buts."
Uncle Junior: I'll do it if I f**kin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass.
Government Agent: No...repeat the sentence.
Uncle Junior: What is this person talkin' about?!
Perry Benedek: These people are trying to establish for the government, that if you shot Anthony Soprano, which we're not conceding, that it certainly wasn't intentional. That you were confused and disoriented.
Government Agent: Don't coach him, please.
Uncle Junior: My nephew Anthony?!
Perry Benedek: That's why you're here in custody.
Uncle Junior: Where's Mel?
Perry Benedek: You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your attorney and hired me, because of his paralyzed hand from his stroke, it made you nervous.
Uncle Junior: If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.
Anthony Junior: Hey, dad? I’m gonna get Uncle Junior for this. Don’t worry. I watched since I was little how nice you were ta him. And he doesn't just get to do this to you... put you in here and get away with it. You’re my dad, and I’m gonna put a bullet in his f**kin' mummy head, I promise. I can't believe we're not gonna like... do stuff together again, 'cause we will, I'm positive.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You tried to smother your mother with a pillow.
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: In the hospital. After her stroke.
Tony Soprano: The f**k I did! I grabbed a pillow but... it was just to keep my hands occupied.
Silvio Dante: He was a good kid, Raymond.
Tony Soprano: The best.
Paulie Walnuts: At least he went fast. Not like Dick Barone, poor f**k.
Bobby Baccilieri: Dick Barone died?
Silvio Dante: Lou Gehrig's disease.
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Christopher Moltisanti: (about Dwight Harris) F**k him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole up.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007Tony Soprano: You know Jimmy Petrille, the rat that gave up John? He was like an uncle to 'im. His father's compare. Why do you think I toss at night? Ain't just the apnea.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Deanne Pontecorvo: Did you talk ta Tony?
Eugene Pontecorvo: Looks good. He gave me a hug.
Deanne Pontecorvo: Did he like the watches?
Eugene Pontecorvo: Do I know my psychology?
Tony Soprano: Halfway ta China... there's nuthin' here.
Uncle Junior: Forty thousand I had. My share of the Bohack's haul from the '70s.
Tony Soprano: Did you wrap it right? It gets moldy... it could've disintegrated.
Uncle Junior: Wrap what?
Tony Soprano: The money.
Uncle Junior: He knows I need that money for my f**kin' retrial.
Tony Soprano: Who?
Uncle Junior: You know who.
Tony Soprano: No I don't know who, that's why I asked you.
Uncle Junior: Malanga.
Tony Soprano: Will you stop with that. Pussy Malanga's dead... six years now. I should dig him up already!
Benny Fazio: Everybody with eyes in the back o' their head. Shit, I was Tony's driver.
Christopher Moltisanti: It's amazing. You want me ta be honest? The favoritism Tony still shows for our f**kin' cousin after what he's done? What does Tony B. have on this guy? And I'm supposed ta maybe take a bullet for this skeeve.
Silvio Dante: After all your uncle's done for you? I need ta get into specifics?
