The Sopranos Quotes (Page 3)
Silvio Dante: He didn't seem high did he?
Tony Soprano: Are you kiddin'? I've been furious. I woulda f**kin' strangled 'im.
Silvio Dante: Well, anyway. He's gone now, our Chrissy. Crazy f**kin' maniac.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Get me a scotch.
Meadow Soprano: Are you serious?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. And have one yourself.
Paulie Walnuts: (about Christopher) He had a heavy foot that kid. Always. Almost put me through a billboard one time.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Alright, listen. Sweetheart, there's been an accident. We were comin' back from the city. Christopher's dead.
Carmela Soprano: Huh?!! Oh my God!!!
Tony Soprano: Alright... Carm...
Carmela Soprano: What happened?
Tony Soprano: He drove off the road... and... and... and the car flipped over and...look, I'll tell you in detail.
Carmela Soprano: Are you okay?
Tony Soprano: I just banged my knee, you know the one from High School, I'm fine, but... he wasn't wearin' a belt.
Carmela Soprano: So where are you, Saint Claire's.
Tony Soprano: Listen, they're gonna call Kelli, if they haven't already... and... just get Al and Rita on the phone...and get 'em started already.
Carmela Soprano: Alright. Alright. Oh my God, Tony. He's dead?!
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Christopher Moltisanti: (after car accident) Ton'. You gotta help me.
Tony Soprano: I'm comin'.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'll never pass a drug test.
Tony Soprano: What?
Christopher Moltisanti: You gotta get me out. I'm gonna lose my license. (Tony breaks Christopher's window) Never pass a drug test. Call me a taxi. (suffocates Christopher)
Christopher Moltisanti: Frankly Ton', I'm thinkin' maybe we should meet Phil's number.
Tony Soprano: Why? I think that would set a terrible precedent right now. Just bend over? When he just became boss o' the family over there?
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, well, that's the flying ointment. Even still, I say let 'im have it. Life's too short.
Christopher Moltisanti: Listen Paulie-
Paulie Walnuts: Forget it, okay? Shit happens, what are ya gonna do. There's no point ruminatin'.
Christopher Moltisanti: You're right, I just wanted ta say I'm sorry.
Paulie Walnuts: Me too.
J.T. Dolan: I have told you repeatedly. I do not wanna hear this s**t!
Christopher Moltisanti: I let you be part of my movie.
J.T. Dolan: You let me?
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm pourin' my heart out man-
J.T. Dolan: And I'm very sorry.
Christopher Moltisanti: But we met in A.A.
J.T. Dolan: Chris, you're in the mafia!
Christopher Moltisanti: Fine. (shoots J.T. dead)
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know this is difficult. But I'm very glad we're having this discussion.
Tony Soprano: Really? Really? 'Cause I gotta be honest, I think it f**kin' sucks!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What does?
Tony Soprano: Therapy! This! I hate this f**king s**t!
