The Sopranos Quotes (Page 5)
Uncle Junior: (Carter is typing for Junior) ...And hope to hear from you soon, sincerely... no... respectfully, Corrado Soprano. Read it back.
Carter Chong: Dear Vice President Cheney, as a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay, I am writing in a hope that you will intervene in my case. Like yourself, I was involved in an unfortunate incident when a gun I was handling misfired.
Tony Soprano: What the f**k is wrong with you?
Paulie Walnuts: What?
Tony Soprano: You tell some f**kin' goober your life story? We're supposed ta be layin' low!
Carter Chong: Once in third grade, I got a ninety six on my spelling test, highest mark in the class, I was so proud. I brought it home to show my dad...what happened ta the other four points, he says. F**k you! F**k you!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007Tony Soprano: I think he f**kin' despises me! Pretty obvious...wants ta see me dead.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Christopher Moltisanti: The whole sequence with Sally Boy bangin' the fiance. You gotta tell Tony that was your idea.
J.T. Dolan: It wasn't my idea.
Christopher Moltisanti: What are you, f**kin' stupid now? He probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him.
J.T. Dolan: Why did you put it in there?
Christopher Moltisanti: It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they f**kin' come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit 'im with an apple.
J.T. Dolan: It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. Now I'm supposed ta take responsibilty for some s**t that's gonna get me in trouble. F**k that man.
Warren Feldman: (Johnny lies in bed) I don't know if you heard but...Gerry Torciano. He was hit last week in Brooklyn.
Johnny Sack: Who?
Warren Feldman: Gerry Torciano. Was all over the news. They whacked 'im in some restaurant. Did you know 'im?
Johnny Sack: Yeah...uh...um...good guy. So hard to breathe.
Tony Soprano: So how was Florida?
Phil Leotardo: Hot and sticky...like my balls.
Christopher Moltisanti: You're my cousin and I love you Carmela, but I don't like what you're inferrin' here, either with the movie or with how I treated Adriana.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007Christopher Moltisanti: F**k Ben Kingsley. Danny Baldwin took 'im ta f**kin' acting school.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Gerry Torciano: All due respect, he's a great guy Doc, but boss material?
Silvio Dante: Important thing is we all work together, whoever winds up in the driver's seat.
Gerry Torciano: Phil will, I'll never get it. The man was my mentor, was right there for the taking.
Silvio Dante: His heart Gerry, what's he gonna do?
Gerry Torciano: That's my point though. What you just said. Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out.
Silvio Dante: Right.
Gerry Torciano: His heart.
Silvio Dante: I know, what?
Gerry Torciano: It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm sayin'.
Silvio Dante: Just say it then. Walt f**kin' Whitman over here.