The Sopranos Quotes (Page 7)
Tony Soprano: Tomorrow morning seven a.m. you go to this address, you ask for a Mr. Caravalho. I just got off the phone with him.
Anthony Junior: At seven in the morning? For what?
Tony Soprano: You're gonna be workin' construction.
Anthony Junior: What?
Tony Soprano: Ferryin' cement in a wheelbarrow.
Anthony Junior: So it's outdoors?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Anthony Junior: Well, it's wintertime.
Tony Soprano: You got a lot o' those hooded sweatshirts.
Dominic Gamiello: That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked.
Silvio Dante: Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.
Dominic Gamiello: Hey you know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket.
Carlo Gervasi: You're on a run.
Tony Soprano: Let me tell ya...if Carmela let me kick AJ's ass like my father kicked my ass, he might have grown up with some balls.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Like you.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, like me!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: He might have also grown up taking out his anger at his father's brutality towards him on others. He might have grown up with a desperate need to dominate and control. Anthony, we've been dancing around this for years...how you live. What is it you want from your life?
Tony Soprano: How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other f**kin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna f**kin' smash his f**kin' face in.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Bobby Baccilieri: Vito. He was found beat to death this morning in a motel in Fort Lee. My cop up there told me.
Patsy Parisi: Minchia.
Bobby Baccilieri: Plus the homicide detectives told him Vito had a pool cue rammed up his ass.
James Zancone: ... So a husband comes home with a duck under his arm, right, and he says "This is the pig I've been f**kin'." The wife says "It's not a pig, it's a duck." He says "I wasn't talkin' ta you, bitch."
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Carmela Soprano: Oh God almighty.
Anthony Junior: If it makes you feel any better, I've been lookin' fer a new job, everyday online! Oh Jesus, you can't even talk ta her.
Tony Soprano: Are you f**kin' kiddin' me? You should be kissin' her feet. Because when you were growin' up, if it wasn't for her, I would've knocked all your baby teeth out with one shot.
Carmela Soprano: I went to Blockbuster today to rent Cinderella Man, and guess what?
Tony Soprano: It's still a classic?
Carmela Soprano: I found out that our son, the liar, had been fired...three weeks ago.
Tony Soprano: From Blockbuster? How the f**k you do that? They got Rhesus monkeys workin' as managers over there.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You weren't sexually threatened?
Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus Christ. Will you make up your f**kin' sick mind? First it's my mother, now I wanna f**k my sister?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: It's normal, not sick. That she functioned as the focus of your early sexual feelings. In fact, it was probably mutual.
Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus Christ!
Phil Leotardo: F**kin' nauseating!
Albie Cianflone: Could've been worse. He could have flipped.
Phil Leotardo: Are you f**kin' kiddin' me?! You don't ever admit the existence of this thing. Ever!
Dominic Gamiello: He should've stood trial like a man.
Phil Leotardo: I did twenty f**kin' years.
