The Sopranos Quotes (Page 8)
Tony Soprano: You know, your father did this house. And it was more than decent workmanship. You think about replacin' him before you rush off into somethin' that could maybe cost you a lot more o' your time.
Carmela Soprano: Why do you suddenly care so much about my dad?
Carlo Gervasi: Anyway, Bobby's vision's f**ked now. They're hopin' the repair will take. I mean, he could be a candidate for a cornea transplant.
Tony Soprano: He should be a candidate for a brain transplant.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You two have never really gotten along.
Tony Soprano: Well not never. She was my older sister. I thought she was pretty cool. She gave it back to my mother. Let me tell you... that was some heroic s**t.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Because she defended you...
Tony Soprano: Please... it was every man for himself.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: It makes Bob seem weak? Your sister too? These are acts of kindness.
Tony Soprano: Janice only does "acts of Janice". Trust me.
Tony Soprano: (to Meadow) You know who's really good to talk to about stuff? Your mother.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Janice Soprano: You punish Bobby because he's my husband.
Tony Soprano: Will you stop, huh?
Janice Soprano: To be his age and not to be a captain.
Tony Soprano: Oh...now I see what this little visit's all about.
Janice Soprano: He works so hard for you...and what does he get, merciless ridicule...about his weight, about his model railroading.
Tony Soprano: He's a grown man!
Janice Soprano: Oh, but it's okay for Neil Young!
Tony Soprano: He owns Lionel!
Carmela Soprano: I ran into Liz La Cerva at the feast.
Tony Soprano: Yeah...
Carmela Soprano: She has got it in her head that Christopher killed Adriana.
Tony Soprano: Uhuh...what? That's insane.
Carmela Soprano: I know. Then again, he does have a history of being free with his hands.
Tony Soprano: Oh, that makes him O.J.? She was probably drunk Carm.
Carmela Soprano: I really don't think she was.
Kelli Lombardo: Shouldn't we see the inside first sweetie?
Christopher Moltisanti: If it has an inside, we're buyin' it.
Christopher Moltisanti: I tell ya though... when he pulled that trigger...I almost s**t myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Bobby Baccilieri: Hey c**ksucka!!! You hire some fly-by-night piece of s**t and you don't tell nobody?
Jason Molinaro: Whoa, Bobby!
Paulie Walnuts: What the f**k you talkin' about?
Bobby Baccilieri: You know what I'm talkin' about, you cheap f**k!
Paulie Walnuts: Ohhhh!!!
Patsy Parisi: Bobby, come on!
Bobby Baccilieri: Hey, everybody wants to get rich, but you don't scrimp on safety.
Paulie Walnuts: Mind ya business, Bobby!
Bobby Baccilieri: My baby girl was in that car. You owe me money, Paulie!
Paulie Walnuts: I owe you s**t!
Bobby Baccilieri: My wife's got nerve damage!
Paulie Walnuts: F**k her too!
Bobby Baccilieri: Get the f**k off me!
