Pilot Quotes
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Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007Jake: Your mom is my grandma.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007Alan: Look. Ok, this is just until things are settle out. A couple of days max. She'll come to her senses.
Charlie: Yeah, that's what women do.
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